I like it when I have someone to talk to.
UNFORTUNATELY I SMELL AWFUL.
That is why I only speak to people online and through the telephone.
You see I reek of old episodes of gay/lesbian show's from the late 90's such as "Will and Grace" and "Caroline in the city". It's a smell I've achieved from sitting alone playing games in which I am a beautiful cleric of a woman trying to get to her next level. I don't do well in public and serious conversations as well as the usual forced phone call in which I have to associate with someone in order to get something of value to me. Such as college. ALTHOUGH I SMELL DISGUSTING my life has been doing well. I shall be tending to some new art pieces but don't get to greedy!, IMPATIENT BOYS DON'T GET TREATS!1!!.
If you have a female VAGINA with a LABIA and OVARIES I don't believe you will understand me as in I am an all male persona but you will be intrigued and will want to spend more time around me.
It's just how nature works.
I keep forgetting things.
...
Wait.
No thats not it.
hmm,
I'll try again next Tuesday.
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"What no conversation? We can't have that!"
"No not this time, they'll think he's senile! It's not like people get it anyway!"
"That's not true, I know my friend Sasmier (superamazingcuteawesomeyoushouldaddtoyourdevwatch) knows whats up!"
"That may be but you need to take those glasses off, you look ridiculous."
"I think they are stylish and clever because we are a framing device!"
"BAH."
"UGH."
"TSK."
*SHA.*
*NUH.*













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...I need a miracle
A star-crossed lover
An arrow in my heart
I need a rainy day
and an endless summer
A pocket full of stars...
THE NEXT SEVEN DAYS
ARE NOELLE PWNS DAYS/NOELLE PWNS WEEK
SHOW NOELLE YOU APPRECIATE HER AND THAT SHE'S MORE IMPORTANT THAN SHE THINKS SHE IS
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I'm too cool for Signatures
Alright.
Thank you.
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this comment is like... ancient....
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I'm too cool for Signatures
I've decided to answer it.
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Get back to work.
Draw me somethin' up.
Make it a catgirl.
Red Dress, polka dotted on the bottem.
Big and puffy, old school rich-girl style of the 1800's.
Give her a bronze red colored hair, curly, slightly past shoulder length.
Pale skin, rose red, full lips.
Ears an orange color, not too bright, not too dark, solid and balanced.
A tail in the style of wild, slim and normal at the base and length, the end flails out into a spray of hair, almost like a lions, but a monotone color, that being same as ears.
Give her a large, old 1800's styles hat, with a white feather in it, make the hat white, with red trim.
A white and red trimmed bodace/chestpiece.
And don't skip on the cleavage and bust. ;3
Good man.
Love you. *hugs*
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appreciated (:
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To forgive is to set a prisoner free and to realize that the prisoner was you.
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Violator3 - Analog? Mmmh... it's better than digital.
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