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I like it when I have someone to talk to.




UNFORTUNATELY I SMELL AWFUL.

That is why I only speak to people online and through the telephone.

You see I reek of old episodes of gay/lesbian show's from the late 90's such as "Will and Grace" and "Caroline in the city". It's a smell I've achieved from sitting alone playing games in which I am a beautiful cleric of a woman trying to get to her next level. I don't do well in public and serious conversations as well as the usual forced phone call in which I have to associate with someone in order to get something of value to me. Such as college. ALTHOUGH I SMELL DISGUSTING my life has been doing well. I shall be tending to some new art pieces but don't get to greedy!, IMPATIENT BOYS DON'T GET TREATS!1!!.


If you have a female VAGINA with a LABIA and OVARIES I don't believe you will understand me as in I am an all male persona but you will be intrigued and will want to spend more time around me.

It's just how nature works.






I keep forgetting things.








...





Wait.





No thats not it.




















hmm,


I'll try again next Tuesday.




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"What no conversation? We can't have that!"

"No not this time, they'll think he's senile! It's not like people get it anyway!"

"That's not true, I know my friend Sasmier (superamazingcuteawesomeyoushouldaddtoyourdevwatch) knows whats up!"

"That may be but you need to take those glasses off, you look ridiculous."

"I think they are stylish and clever because we are a framing device!"

"BAH."

"UGH."

"TSK."

*SHA.*

*NUH.*